• D = Calm, sarcastic, reflective male voice
• Rico = Loud, funny, animated male voice
Background: Lo-fi beat or trap-sketch loop (optional), low volume
Mood: Dark humor, casual, almost podcast-style tone
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[SFX: Car idling, late night ambience, lighter flick]
D (calm):
Ayo Rico…
RICO (relaxed):
What up?
D (dry):
You ever just wake up, stretch, yawn… and say — fuck that bitch?
RICO (louder):
EVERY. DAMN. MORNING.
Before I brush my teeth. Before coffee. Before I even piss.
Fuck that bitch.
D (chuckling):
Bro I sneezed last night and I think my soul whispered it.
Like, “Ah-choo! Fuck that bitch.”
Even my allergies fed up.
RICO (laughing):
Yo!
My lil cousin was playin’ Uno, right? She dropped a draw four and said:
“Fuck that bitch.”
I was like… that’s bloodline realignment.
D (mock serious):
Yo this deeper than trauma, this spiritual now.
Like I got baptized in fuck that bitch.
Preacher dipped me in holy water, I came up yelling FTB!
RICO (yelling):
AY YO CHILL!
I almost named my car “That Bitch” just so I could crash it and scream
FUCK THAT BITCH!
D (nonchalant):
I changed my WiFi name to “FTB Only.”
You log on, it auto-plays the remix.
RICO (giddy):
You know I set my alarm to say it, right?
“Wake up! Fuck that bitch!”
Better than coffee, I promise you that.
D (calm again):
I even put that shit in my will:
“To whom it may concern… fuck that bitch. Eternally.”
Let ’em bury me with that energy.
RICO (mock serious):
Swear to God, my mama asked me if I forgave her yet.
I said, “I forgave myself…
…for loving that bitch.”
Whole family silent at dinner.
D (chilling):
This ain’t even heartbreak no more — this history.
They gon’ teach it: “The Great Collapse — fuck that bitch edition.”
RICO (joking hard):
Real talk — if that bitch was a flavor, she’d be “Regret.”
If she was a season? “Gaslight Autumn.”
If she was a movie? “Gone with the Child Support.”
D (slow, poetic):
If she was a sound? That lil iPhone “bloop”
When a toxic text hit at 2AM.
Fuck. That. Bitch.
RICO (theorizing):
Yo they need to add “FTB” to the DSM-6
Make it a disorder. Symptoms include:
• Sudden outbursts of “fuck that bitch”
• Aversion to fake love
• A strong urge to drop an album
D (deadpan):
Doctor diagnosed me with PTSD:
Post That Shady Deception.
Only prescription? A thousand times over:
FUCK. THAT. BITCH.
RICO (softly, sincere):
Amen.
[SFX: Beat fades out, ambient car noise, last puff of blunt]
[Final echo – both voices in sync, soft reverb]:
Fuck that bitch.
fkthatbtch
