[Intro]
[Silky smug arrogant male]
One of us is glowing…
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
One of us is hoping…
[Dry tired cynical male]
One of us already left.
[Verse 1]
[Silky smug arrogant male]
Walk in looking perfect, don’t need an introduction
Every mirror in Hell just begs for my reflection
I didn’t ask for friends, I asked for better lighting
You’re welcome for the view, try not to start crying
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
I brought an apple and a whole lot of hope!
Even in this darkness we can still learn to cope!
A smile and a kind word can soften the fall
Come on, you two, we can brighten it all!
[Dry tired cynical male]
…I’m leaving.
Whatever you’re selling, I’m not in the market.
Keep the speeches and the sparkle, I’ll stay in the dark with it.
[Pre-Chorus]
[Silky smug arrogant male] We’re stuck in the same room
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] With so much potential!
[Dry tired cynical male] With nothing in common
[All three overlapping]
Except the fact that none of us want to be here.
[Chorus]
[Silky smug arrogant male]
Pretty as hell and I know it
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
Good vibes only, take the chance
[Dry tired cynical male]
Whatever… I’m already over it
[All three]
Three kinds of wrong in a single glance
[Silky smug arrogant male] One of us shining
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] One of us believing
[Dry tired cynical male] One of us praying this ends
[All three]
Pretty, positive, and completely done
Hell’s worst combination of friends
[Verse 2]
[Silky smug arrogant male]
Why would I listen to a walking motivational poster when I could just keep being hotter?
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
Because deep down you both still care a little bit!
[Dry tired cynical male]
No.
[Silky smug arrogant male]
She’s exhausting.
[Dry tired cynical male]
You’re both exhausting.
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
And yet here we still are! Isn’t that wonderful?!
[Bridge]
[Silky smug arrogant male] I don’t need fixing—
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] You need a little more kindness and a better attitude—
[Dry tired cynical male] I need silence and another cigarette—
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] Take the apple—
[Silky smug arrogant male] Look at me—
[Dry tired cynical male] Whatever—
[Final Chorus]
[Silky smug arrogant male]
Pretty as hell and I know it
[Bright overly-sincere corny female]
Good vibes only, take the chance
[Dry tired cynical male]
Whatever… I’m already over it
[All three]
Three kinds of wrong in a single glance
[Silky smug arrogant male] One of us shining
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] One of us believing
[Dry tired cynical male] One of us praying this ends
[All three]
Pretty, positive, and completely done
Hell’s worst combination of friends
[Outro]
[Silky smug arrogant male] I’m still the prettiest…
[Bright overly-sincere corny female] The apple’s right here if you change your mind…
[Dry tired cynical male] …whatever.