Pickle Punch

[Intro - Static blast, one second of silence, then ABSOLUTE CHAOS]
[Incomprehensible screaming]
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!
BASS DROP
PICKLE!

[Verse 1 - 140bpm blast beats, guttural vocals]
EAT! (BREAK!)
CRUSH! (SMASH!)
MOUNTAIN! (MOVES!)
EVERYTHING! (LOSES!)
JAW! (UNHINGES!)
TREES! (ARE FOOD!)
HUNTERS! (ARE SNACKS!)
GOD! (IS CRUDE!)

[Chorus - Faster, if that's possible]
DEVILJHO! (DEVILJHO!)
ANGRY PICKLE! (RRRRRAGH!)
DEVILJHO! (DEVILJHO!)
SAVAGE! (ANGRY PICKLE!)
DEVILJHO! (RRRRRAGH!)
NO TURNING BACK!
DEVILJHO! (DEVILJHO!)
SALIVA ATTACK!

[Verse 2 - Drums trying to escape the song]
ATHAL-KA! (CHEWED!)
RAITHIAN! (BROKEN!)
DRAGON! (EATER!)
FINAL! (TOKEN!)
TAIL! (WHIP CRACK!)
DROOL! (BURNING!)
FOOT! (STOMP FLAT!)
HUNTERS! (TURNING!)
AROUND! (TO RUN!)
TOO LATE! (IT'S FUN!)

[Breakdown - Sludgy, slow, menacing]
[Spoken, barely audible over distortion]
...I ate a Dodogama once...
[Guitar feedback]
...he was delicious...
[Slam riff]
NOM.

[Guitar Solo - Just feedback and random noise, somehow perfect]

[Bridge - Still fast, still angry]
Savage Deviljho! (ANGRY PICKLE!)
Savage Deviljho! (ANGRY PICKLE!)
Savage Deviljho! (ANGRY PICKLE!)
Savage Deviljho!
SLOWER THAN BEFORE?
[Band stops]
...NO.
[Band returns at DOUBLE SPEED]

[Final Blast - Everything at once]
PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE! PUNCH!
PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE! LUNCH!
PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE! CRUNCH!
PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE!
BUNCH!
[Guttural]
OF.
DEAD.
HUNTERS.

[Outro - One second of silence, then a single, confused]
...burp.

Nerdcore, Grindcore, female