My potato

Hey hey

I wanna tell you about my favorite gay

He's such a cheeky sneaky whitey who politely and spritely delivers goods nightly

If you know what I mean keep ya mouth closed tightly

Cos he's one of the good guys

That delivers fries

You know how it goes

That's why he's the original potato

Original potato

Haha

Potato

But no

That doesn't mean he's dirty and brown

It means he's always around

Like a staple in life

One that only sometimes needs a knife

Not literal, metaphorical cos inside he's an oracle

Who can read your cards and see within your soul

All while hes delivered you a bowl

Ahaha

Yea a bowl - of cereal

Serial

Shhhhh

He was working with bees

And bugs and veges

Lived on king street

Just around the corner from me by the dairy

It was Conveniently

Close in theory

But I still drove from here to therey

Since we met my lifes not been the same

He changed my life he changed the game

Oh yea did I say

That this guy is actually gay

Oh I did? I just didn't tell you his name

Well his name is Day... shhhh potay tay

Haha

Po tay tay

Lol the O.G

Potato yea that's right

Delivers every night

Well he might

Potato on the go

My potato.... don't forget that yo