Hey hey
I wanna tell you about my favorite gay
He's such a cheeky sneaky whitey who politely and spritely delivers goods nightly
If you know what I mean keep ya mouth closed tightly
Cos he's one of the good guys
That delivers fries
You know how it goes
That's why he's the original potato
Original potato
Haha
Potato
But no
That doesn't mean he's dirty and brown
It means he's always around
Like a staple in life
One that only sometimes needs a knife
Not literal, metaphorical cos inside he's an oracle
Who can read your cards and see within your soul
All while hes delivered you a bowl
Ahaha
Yea a bowl - of cereal
Serial
Shhhhh
He was working with bees
And bugs and veges
Lived on king street
Just around the corner from me by the dairy
It was Conveniently
Close in theory
But I still drove from here to therey
Since we met my lifes not been the same
He changed my life he changed the game
Oh yea did I say
That this guy is actually gay
Oh I did? I just didn't tell you his name
Well his name is Day... shhhh potay tay
Haha
Po tay tay
Lol the O.G
Potato yea that's right
Delivers every night
Well he might
Potato on the go
My potato.... don't forget that yo