Geronimo girl

Look Out Below

she's leaping down from the top rope! Geronimo!

Pocahontas is here and you gots to go

Britney's back like Jesus Christ

and you got Advanced tickets

to the gun show

it's very intense

please be advised

to everybody seated in the front row you'll likely witness

scenes of an extremely graphic nature she's not taking prisoners this time contenders say your prayers

bodies are going to drop

like rows of dominoes

it's been a cosmic summer

for those of us fortunate enough

to know a ticket scalpers mobile phone

coronavirus trying to thin us out

they can't stop us though

maybe slow us down

but we're not going away!

that's impossible!

Made from the best stuff on Earth

top shelf Snapple 100% juice

Megan Jarvis on the label

collector's edition bottle

no other formula so smooth

squeezed fresh from the fruit

of forbidden knowledge

rules were meant to be broken

this is no different

a taboo for anything

of which God had admonished against apply the truth to make amendments

to the decalog

saintly sinner

Homebrew with holy water recipe televangelist cooking vlog

door to door Bible salesman

and snake oil Mercantile

hypocritical Gemini Glory Hallelujah

Kali statue on the dashboard

alter mantle

catch me being patient

at the front of the line

midnight release date

she's so amazing

can't wait to make her mine

Aladdin's lamp for me

is a bottomless beer mug

always filled up

with that girl from Waverly

she hits me harder than a street drug

Made from the best stuff on Earth

top shelf Snapple 100% juice

Megan Jarvis on the label

collector's edition bottle

no other formula so smooth

squeezed fresh from the fruit

of forbidden knowledge!