[Verse 1]
Woke up, broke up, scrolled through your dog’s page,
Cried in the shower, then posted like I’m slay.
I say “I’m over it,” but I check your status,
Blocking and unblocking like it’s emotional Tetris.
[Pre-Chorus]
I send a meme when I mean “I miss you,”
Double-texted? Oops—blame the tissue.
I’m healed but still a hot mess,
Left on read in my Sunday best.
[Chorus]
This is unhinged, unattached,
One soft launch from a full relapse.
Ghosted you—but now I’m bored,
So here I am with a Spotify chord.
I’m avoidantly yours, emotionally flawed,
Therapist said, “Stop,” but I just nod.
[Verse 2]
Overshare on stories, delete the whole account,
Wrote a note I’ll never send, in a font that screams “OUCH.”
My red flags wave like it’s a pride parade,
But I swear I’m chill… if you stay six states away.
[Bridge – Full chaos mode]
Text me “k” and I’ll spiral for hours,
Google your birth chart, then cry in the shower.
Tried to heal, but I hit restart—
Turns out growth? Has no shopping cart.
[Chorus – Louder and pettier]
This is toxic, traumatic,
A breakup ballad turned cinematic.
Dodging my feelings like dodgeball in school,
Still sending “u up?” while preaching “stay cool.”
I’m avoidantly yours, but I come with snacks,
And 3 AM thoughts and emotional flashbacks.
[Outro – Whispered like a threat]
I’m not the villain.
I’m just the main character
…in your cautionary tale.
Avoidantly. Yours.