Bigfoot 1

Went for a stroll looking around,

Nowhere really just walking around,

Something good to smoke,

What do I see,

It's Bigfoot looking at me,

He said pshhh pshhh whispered come here,

Can I smoke,

I was shocked and Scared to death.

But couldn't resist,

So I proceed to walk over and we walked into the woods,

Smoking my blunt with Bigfoot,

This is crazy,

He's coughing and it's louder than some 15s poundin shaking the trees and ground.

Almost gave me a heart attack,

Big guy is laughing at me,

Said he has weed, so we smoke again,

I'm higher than high man, he's laying down sleeping, told me meet at tge same spot every Friday, at 2 o'clock, we can smoke out, I said no doubt , I'm all about that,

Just don't tell anyone, thay will just try to capture me, probably take my weed, ok deal I said,

I can't believe that happened I can't tell no body, it's crazy man.

So it's Friday and we're Smoking big, imagination the size he is rollin, bigger that my head, long as Mt arm, I'm so high again, really crazy man, I'm gonna meet the family he said, don't freak out my dad and uncles are 5x bigger than me,

Tge sightings people see are baby's and kids like me, dad is 18 ft tall and almost 1,000 pounds, his arms are bigger than you are,

It's kinda far so I'm gonna run with yiu on my shoulder, don't worry I won't drop you,

OK let's go,

Ohh my god we're going about 60 mph he's jumping like 100 feet at a time, flyin, I'm freaking out inside, we just jumped off a mountain side, now we're in a big cave deep in a mountain,

There's lights and things I wouldn't think ,

This is crazy, TV kitchen everything,

And more weed than I've ever seen, I herd a boom boom Thump Thump crazy loud getting louder Thump Thump here comes his uncle, I've it's a giant, and a Bigfoot combined, ohh my fucccing gggoddd like a short buss walking to me standing up , I'm trembling, to high for this,

He sits on a giant couch, looks at me and said welcome to our house, roles a pound in a leaf and now we smoke, I don't know how to act I'm completely blown away hight and shocked , he told me all There stories and some secrets, I can't believe,

It's like Harry and the Hendersons yiu know that's a true story, it's sunset so I gotta get home rgey ran me back jumping and running ibwas back before I knew it,

See yall next week, I'm going to sleep,