[Intro – Jinx]
Heehee! You picked the wrong clown to clown with, puhddin!
Boom! Let’s see how ya bounce back from that one, Harley!
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[Verse 1 – Harley Quinn]
It’s Harley, baby, don’t get it twisted like ya mindstate,
puhddin got replaced, now I run my own crime wave.
Bat to the brain, I ain't need a damn rocket —
But since you blew up, guess ya ego’s in my pocket.
Brooklyn baddie, swing like a psycho with sass,
You spray paint walls, I spray pain on your ass!
Suicide squad up, I’m ridin’ with freaks,
You look like Powder Puff meth'd out for weeks.
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[Verse 2 – Jinx]
Yeehaw! Jinxie’s in — lock up the meds,
I bring bombs to the party, you just give head!
You’re a sidekick, a joke, just a smudge on the screen,
I paint cities with chaos — you just paint your spleen.
Zapper, chompers, fishbones too —
My toys got toys that’ll rip right through you!
You fell for a clown, got dumped like trash,
I fell in love with explosions — now feel the flash!
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[Verse 3 – Harley Quinn]
Aww, muffin, you mad that your show ain’t canon?
All them guns and still not landin’!
I broke free, you break rules ‘cause ya crave affection,
I break bones — poetic psychotic perfection.
I danced with Mr. J, then I set the floor on fire,
You play peek-a-boom like a toddler on a wire.
It’s Gotham to Zaun, I bring scars with a kiss,
While you throw tantrums and miss with a missile’s hiss.
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[Verse 4 – Jinx]
Miss me with your trauma-core monologue, doc,
I’m chaos incarnate, not some therapist’s prop.
You got dumped, rebranded, still stuck in his shadow,
I shoot first, giggle later — real savage, no sad hoe.
Arcane queen, I run leagues, blow minds and grenades,
You run circles in sewers and cheap rollerblade parades.
“Emancipated”? Nah, you still shackled by the past,
I'm off my leash — this bitch don’t crash, I blast.
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[Bridge – Harley & Jinx]
Harley:
Keep laughin’, cupcake, I see the cracks in your grin.
Jinx:
And I see your breakdowns before they begin.
Both:
Madness ain’t cute — it’s a curse or a crown…
So who wears it better when we burn it all down?
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[Final Shots – Harley Quinn]
I'm Quinn the Queen, red and black supreme,
You ain't "wild," just a livestream meme.
puhddin gone, but I’m still bad to the core,
You’re just noise — I’m the full encore!
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[Final Shots – Jinx]
Boom! Too late — welcome to the Jinx show!
Pink pigtails and a body count to go!
I don’t need lovers, sidekicks, or plans —
Just my mania and two twitchin’ hands!
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[Outro – Both Laughing]
[Harley:] Ain’t we a pair?
[Jinx:] Let’s blow up the script and leave it there!