Horny again naturally

In a little while from now

If I’m not feeling any less fiery

I’ll promise myself I’ll help myself

With something small and pharmacy

Just a tablet, blue

Doctor-approved

In an effort to

Make it clear to whoever

Wants to know I’m not done yet, actually

Left standing in my shorts

With a grin and a thought

People saying, “My God, that’s bold”

He’s back in form

No point in us pretending

Time has taken its toll

But I’m ready to roll

Horny again, naturally

To think that only yesterday

I was tired, bored, and feeling old

Looking forward to nothing much

Just the weather and growing mold

But as if to wake me up

Chemistry showed up

And without so much as a warning sign

Gave me back my confidence

Leaving me to doubt

All that talk about “over the hill”

’Cause the little blue miracle

Says I’ve still got skill

In my hour of need

Yes, the proof is indeed

Horny again, naturally

It seems to me

There are more men out there like me

Needing assistance

Not resistance

So what do we do

What do we do

Horny again, naturally

(Solo music)

Looking back over the years

And the stamina that disappeared

I remember when midnight meant sleep

Now I’m wide awake and geared

With a wink and a smile

And a boost that lasts a while

I don’t need to explain the science

Or shout it loudly

But let’s just say

The engine’s running strong today

And I’m smiling all the way

Horny again, naturally

Horny again, naturally