In a little while from now
If I’m not feeling any less fiery
I’ll promise myself I’ll help myself
With something small and pharmacy
Just a tablet, blue
Doctor-approved
In an effort to
Make it clear to whoever
Wants to know I’m not done yet, actually
Left standing in my shorts
With a grin and a thought
People saying, “My God, that’s bold”
He’s back in form
No point in us pretending
Time has taken its toll
But I’m ready to roll
Horny again, naturally
To think that only yesterday
I was tired, bored, and feeling old
Looking forward to nothing much
Just the weather and growing mold
But as if to wake me up
Chemistry showed up
And without so much as a warning sign
Gave me back my confidence
Leaving me to doubt
All that talk about “over the hill”
’Cause the little blue miracle
Says I’ve still got skill
In my hour of need
Yes, the proof is indeed
Horny again, naturally
It seems to me
There are more men out there like me
Needing assistance
Not resistance
So what do we do
What do we do
Horny again, naturally
(Solo music)
Looking back over the years
And the stamina that disappeared
I remember when midnight meant sleep
Now I’m wide awake and geared
With a wink and a smile
And a boost that lasts a while
I don’t need to explain the science
Or shout it loudly
But let’s just say
The engine’s running strong today
And I’m smiling all the way
Horny again, naturally
Horny again, naturally