Red Flag Romance

TITLE: "RED FLAG ROMANCE"

[Hook]
She my red flag romance, walkin' warning sign,
Every fight's a car crash, every kiss a landmine.
We break up on Monday, by Tuesday we both fine,
By Wednesday we back talkin' like "this the last time."

[Verse 1]
Met her on a bad day, wrong place, right mess,
She had "don't do it" written all over her text.
Bio said "healed," eyes said "absolutely not,"
I said, "Same," now we trauma-bonded on the spot.
First date, she showed up late with excuses and glitter,
Called her ex "real crazy," I filed that in a mental picture.
She laughed way too loud at my worst dark jokes,
I'm like, "Cool, so you broken too," now we both got smoke.
She said, "I don't do love," while movin' her stuff in,
Left a toothbrush, then two, then a drawer, then a cousin.
We went from "we just chillin'" to "whose Netflix is this?"
To "why you like her post?" to "who that girl in your pics?"

[Hook]
She my red flag romance, walkin' warning sign,
Every fight's a car crash, every kiss a landmine.
We break up on Monday, by Tuesday we both fine,
By Wednesday we back talkin' like "this the last time."

[Verse 2]
We got matching issues, matching playlists, matching lies,
She post "know your worth" after cussin' me online.
We argue in the driveway, make up in the car,
I'm like, "We need therapy," she like, "The club is the bar."
Her friends all hate me, my friends call her a storm,
We both say "they don't get us" like that's not the alarm.
We swear we done for real, then we text "you up?"
Two minutes later both of us downstairs, stuck.
She the best thing that happened to my worst habits,
I'm the worst thing that happened to her healing, facts.
If love is blind, ours wearing blindfolds and shades,
Holdin' hands in the street while we walk into flames.

[Hook]
She my red flag romance, walkin' warning sign,
Every fight's a car crash, every kiss a landmine.
We break up on Monday, by Tuesday we both fine,
By Wednesday we back talkin' like "this the last time."

[Verse 3]
She'll say, "We need space," then get mad when I breathe,
Block me on everything, still watchin' my feed.
She'll pack up a suitcase just to sit on the bed,
Like, "One day I'm leavin'," I’m like, "You said what you said."
We both keep screenshots like they trophies in a vault,
Pull 'em out mid-argument like it's courtroom talk.
She say, "Remember this text?" I say, "You started that fight,"
Now we scrollin' through receipts like it's date night.

We break up in paragraphs, make up in emojis,
She call me "the problem," then wear all my hoodies.
We toxic, we know it, we joke just to cope,
Both too scared to fix it, too addicted to the smoke.
If love is a lesson, we both skipped class,
But we still write our names in the bathroom glass.
Every time we say "never again," we lie,
'Cause somehow she's still the reason I even try.

[Outro]
This ain't #goals, this a caution sign, of course.
But I still hit "pull up."
Cold Verse.

unhinged cartoon-evil rap, dark humor, bouncy horrorcore beat, wild aggressive delivery, rapid multis