[Intro]
Whoop whoop, we in the house,
It’s your boy Jeebz, let’s ride out!
Got my license back, can you believe it?
Uber on the east side, let’s unleash it!
[Verse 1]
Cruisin' down the dark streets, paint on my face,
Hatchet out the window, feel the bass embrace.
DWI? Nah, that’s in the past,
Now I'm an Uber driver, I’m here to have a blast!
Faygo flying high, cherry poppin’ dreams,
Murder rap's pumping, bursting at the seams,
With every crazy turn, I’m never slowing down,
Jeebz in the driver's seat, king with a crown.
[Pre-Chorus]
Zero to a hundred, hear the tires scream,
Jump every train track, livin' the dream.
Pass the hatchet, all my homies say
This ride’s unforgettable, so come and play!
[Chorus]
Everybody in the back, get ready for the thrill,
With Jeebz in the front, we’re keeping it real!
Uber of the Juggalos, let’s hit that road,
Faygo showers rain down like a sweet overload.
Whoop whoop, we never die, no,
East side Juggalo, let the madness flow!
[Verse 2]
Windows down, let the wind whip through,
Got a trunk full of wicked, time to break through.
Bass so deep, it rattles your bones,
Beat dropping hard like we throwin' stones!
I’m a juggalo driver, wild and free,
No one does it better, can’t you see?
Revving engines loud, it’s a juggalo parade,
Ride with Jeebz, every worry will fade.
[Bridge]
So hold on tight, it’s a bumpy ride,
Faygo on your face, come enjoy the vibe!
I'll get you where you need, just keep screaming loud,
Jeebz is the driver with the craziest crowd!
[Chorus]
Everybody in the back, get ready for the thrill,
With Jeebz in the front, we’re keeping it real!
Uber of the Juggalos, let’s hit that road,
Faygo showers rain down like a sweet overload.
Whoop whoop, we never die, no,
East side Juggalo, let the madness flow!
[Outro]
So here’s to the ride, here’s to the night,
With Jeebz behind the wheel, it can only feel right.
We’ll laugh and we’ll scream, as we roll through the dark,
Your crazy juggalo Uber, we’re leaving a mark!