shady vs em

INTRO — ICA BRIEFING

“Your mission: neutralize the dual entity known as Marshall Mathers.

Two targets, one body.

Slim Shady… and Eminem.

Only one can walk out.”

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🎤 VERSE 1 — SLIM SHADY (unhinged, chaotic)

Yo, I’m the glitch in the system, the hit nobody predicted,

The mission they whisperin’ ’bout like “damn, he’s twisted.”

47 stalkin’ me? Man, that’s cute, I’m amused—

I’ll steal his barcode, slap it on, and get HIM confused.

Yeah, I’m the chaos in the contracts, the blood on the pen,

The voice that makes Diana say, “Please… not again.”

Eminem think he righteous, tryna talk me down?

I’m the reason half these targets ain’t alive right now!

I choke beats with fiber wire, leave ‘em lyin’ in crates,

Walk through Paris dressed as guards like “Open the gates.”

I’m the menace! The villain! The psycho in the crease—

Only thing I won’t kill?

These bars.

…Nah, scratch that—rest in peace.

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🎤 HOOK — BOTH

This is Slim Shady vs. Eminem, a mission gone insane,

Two identities fightin’ for the right to remain.

47 in the shadows, tryna see who’s the threat—

But the only body dropping is this beat on the deck.

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🔥 VERSE 2 — EMINEM (precise, lyrical, controlled)

Calm down, Shady. You loud, wild, and reckless,

But I’m the one with aim so sharp it leaves ‘em breathless.

You kill beats messy—cool. I kill ‘em with skill,

Every syllable’s a bullet, every rhyme is a drill.

You flex murder metaphors, I dissect ‘em with focus,

You’re noise, I’m technique—my precision is the dopest.

47 studies me like, “Man, what is this blend?”

Two personas, one fight, but only one will ascend.

I walk through Sapienza like a poet with a weapon,

Every bar is measured—every pause is a lesson.

You cause chaos in contracts—yeah, you get a reaction,

But I execute hits with lyrical satisfaction.

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🎤 HOOK — BOTH

Slim Shady vs. Eminem, split personality war,

ICA lookin’ like “we ain’t seen this before.”

Two targets in one mind, who’s the one to defeat?

47 writes his report like…

“They both murdered the beat.”

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🔥 VERSE 3 — SLIM SHADY & EMINEM (final showdown)

SLIM SHADY:

I’m the voice in your head that you still can’t suppress,

I’m the punchline that pops off and leaves a crowd blessed.

EMINEM:

I’m the discipline, the focus, the structure, the form,

I’m the storm that hits silent before takin’ you on.

SLIM SHADY:

I’m the villain, the killer, the madness you fear—

EMINEM:

I’m the man who refined you year after year.

SLIM SHADY:

47 can’t shoot what he can’t understand—

EMINEM:

So we merge into one…

BOTH:

And take the contract ourselves, man.

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🔥 OUTRO — AGENT 47

“Targets eliminated.

Not by me…

but by each other.”