Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Walk in the tavern like I own the whole map
Lute on my back, got charisma for days in my lap
Roll up on the ranger, wink at the warlock too
If it breathes, if it blushes
I’m probably saying “how you do?”
Table full of goblins, they all talk that talk
So I roast ‘em, toast ‘em, watch their confidence walk
“I’ve seen scarier teeth on a baby in a crib”
They clutchin’ they hearts
I’m collectin’ the gig
[Chorus]
I’m bad news with a love song
Make you swoon, then I prove you wrong
Every line hit your heart like a crit, oh please
Vicious mockery, bring ‘em to their knees
I’m a heartbreak, spell-sling, silver-tongue tease
Talk sweet, talk mean
Do whatever I need
[Verse 2]
Slide to the paladin, armor all bright
“Bet you pray about me when you sleep at night”
Cleric in the corner droppin’ holy side-eye
But they still laugh loud
When I call out the guy
“Nice sword, compensation for your lack of charm?”
He fail that save, drop his drink, lose his calm
DM lookin’ tired, whole squad look amazed
I’m just rollin’ these dice
And these feelings I raise (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
I’m bad news with a love song
Make you swoon, then I prove you wrong
Every line hit your heart like a crit, oh please
Vicious mockery, bring ‘em to their knees
I’m a heartbreak, spell-sling, silver-tongue tease
Talk sweet, talk mean
Do whatever I need
[Bridge]
Everybody in the inn on a string right now
If you mad, if you blush, that’s a win right now
From the queen on the throne to the slime in the sewer
If it talks, if it walks
I’m just tryna pursue ya (hey!)
Fail your save, you can’t stand my shade
Pass your check, you still wanna get laid
Either way, when I start that verse
You gon’ love me first
Then I hit you with the curse
[Chorus]
I’m bad news with a love song
Make you swoon, then I prove you wrong
Every line hit your heart like a crit, oh please
Vicious mockery, bring ‘em to their knees
I’m a heartbreak, spell-sling, silver-tongue tease
Talk sweet, talk mean
Do whatever I need
Style
rapgreasy funk-rock groove with a swaggering bass riffcrunchy guitars on the off-beatsand tight live drums. male vocals half-raphalf-sung with a cocky smirk; gang shouts on the hook. verses stay sparse around the vocalchoruses explode with stacked harmonieshorn stabsand a filthy synth doubling the bass. bridge drops to bass and clapsthen slams back in for the final chorus.funkyrock
Prompt
A funky rock, rap about a D&D bard slinging vicious mockery and trying to seduce everyone
Credits
Prompt by
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raven_moonshadowGeneratedFeb 4, 2026
ModelAria v5
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