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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Crash in the tavern
Boots hit, floor shakes
They all laugh, say "hit thing"
Fine, watch the earth break
Big axe, big scars
Bigger reputation
"Dump stat brain"
That's their little accusation
I count squares, flanks, doors, exits
Before they even sit
You see a meat shield
I'm already mapping the crypt
They say "rage and smash"
I say "angle, trap, line"
Let 'em think I'm clueless
Makes the tactics shine (yeah)
[Chorus]
Call me dumb, I don't mind it
Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid
You roll plans, I just time it
One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is
Big muscles, big mouth, sure
But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor
You think I'm just the fist of the team
I got a PhD in rage and schemes
[Verse 2]
Wizard drawing circles
Speaking every ancient word
I just yawn, lean back
But I hear every verse
Cleric counting blessings
Rogue counting all the gold
I count every heartbeat
Every secret they don't know
"Reckless attack"
Nah, that's calculated risk
I bait hits off the healer
That's deliberate, not a miss
Let the goblins rush me
I "forget" to close the gap
Now they're bunched in a funnel
Fireball finishes the map (boom)
[Chorus]
Call me dumb, I don't mind it
Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid
You roll plans, I just time it
One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is
Big muscles, big mouth, sure
But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor
You think I'm just the fist of the team
I got a PhD in rage and schemes
[Bridge]
They talk tactics, I chew jerky (mhmm)
Act bored, eyes low, look surly (yeah)
But I'm counting every hit point left
Every step, every check, every death they were spared
You call it luck, I call it math
Hidden under laughs and wrath
Let 'em think I only smash
Smartest move I ever had (hah!)
[Chorus]
Call me dumb, I don't mind it
Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid
You roll plans, I just time it
One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is
Big muscles, big mouth, sure
But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor
You think I'm just the fist of the team
I got a PhD in rage and schemes
Details
GeneratedFeb 4, 2026
Duration2:17
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, High-energy rock-rap hybrid with distorted power chords and double-time drums under a cocky, storytelling flow. Male vocals spit rhythmic, humorous bars in the verses; chorus explodes with gang chants and octave-doubled shouts. Brief half-time drop before final hook, with a guitar riff mirroring the vocal melody for extra punch.
Credits
Prompt by
raven_moonshadow
raven_moonshadowModelAria v5
Prompt
A fast tempo rocking rap about a D&D groups barbarian. They all think he is stupid but he is as smart as a whip
