[Verse 1] Crash in the tavern Boots hit, floor shakes They all laugh, say "hit thing" Fine, watch the earth break Big axe, big scars Bigger reputation "Dump stat brain" That's their little accusation I count squares, flanks, doors, exits Before they even sit You see a meat shield I'm already mapping the crypt They say "rage and smash" I say "angle, trap, line" Let 'em think I'm clueless Makes the tactics shine (yeah) [Chorus] Call me dumb, I don't mind it Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid You roll plans, I just time it One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is Big muscles, big mouth, sure But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor You think I'm just the fist of the team I got a PhD in rage and schemes [Verse 2] Wizard drawing circles Speaking every ancient word I just yawn, lean back But I hear every verse Cleric counting blessings Rogue counting all the gold I count every heartbeat Every secret they don't know "Reckless attack" Nah, that's calculated risk I bait hits off the healer That's deliberate, not a miss Let the goblins rush me I "forget" to close the gap Now they're bunched in a funnel Fireball finishes the map (boom) [Chorus] Call me dumb, I don't mind it Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid You roll plans, I just time it One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is Big muscles, big mouth, sure But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor You think I'm just the fist of the team I got a PhD in rage and schemes [Bridge] They talk tactics, I chew jerky (mhmm) Act bored, eyes low, look surly (yeah) But I'm counting every hit point left Every step, every check, every death they were spared You call it luck, I call it math Hidden under laughs and wrath Let 'em think I only smash Smartest move I ever had (hah!) [Chorus] Call me dumb, I don't mind it Rage in my eyes, but a maze in my mind, kid You roll plans, I just time it One swing, three kills, tell me who really blind is Big muscles, big mouth, sure But I'm sharp when the steel hits the floor You think I'm just the fist of the team I got a PhD in rage and schemes

rap, High-energy rock-rap hybrid with distorted power chords and double-time drums under a cocky, storytelling flow. Male vocals spit rhythmic, humorous bars in the verses; chorus explodes with gang chants and octave-doubled shouts. Brief half-time drop before final hook, with a guitar riff mirroring the vocal melody for extra punch.

Rage-Brain Barbarian