[Verse 1]
Boots hit the sand, Gulf breeze in my hand,
Date night planned, got my best shirt pressed and tanned.
But the diner lights flicker, shadows move quicker,
Corner of my eye, something ain't right, slicker.
[Prechorus]
Burglar in the back, bag full of loot,
Sweaty palms shaking, size-twelve boots.
But this ain't the night to let wrong run loose.
[Chorus]
I'm a Gulf Coast Cowboy, got a date with my queen,
But trouble don’t wait, if you know what I mean.
Harmonica wails as I jump in the fray,
"Hands up, partner! Not today!"
[Verse 2]
Dinner's getting cold, wife's waiting by the shore,
But justice comes knocking, can't ignore the score.
The dude's got a crowbar, I’ve got a stare,
He froze mid-swing, like he just don’t dare.
[Prechorus]
"Drop it now, friend, or we’ll both regret,
This ain't the place for your getaway set."
Quick hands, steady, cowboy’s bet.
[Chorus]
I'm a Gulf Coast Cowboy, got a date with my queen,
But trouble don’t wait, if you know what I mean.
Harmonica wails as I jump in the fray,
"Hands up, partner! Not today!"