[Intro]
Snapback sideways
Boots on wrong feet
Still walked out that door
Like I owned Main Street (hey!)
[Verse 1]
Rolling from the coast
Down to the gulf
Cooler full of sweet tea
Dreams in the truck bed stuffed
Every gas station
I’m a discount star
Till I trip on the pump
And almost dent my car
Pulled my hat down low
Like I meant to fall
Said, “Gravity loves me”
Got a laugh from y’all
Then I spot her by the snacks
Staring at this mess
Said, “Girl, I’m house-trained
And I two-step best” (uh)
[Chorus]
Chicks dig the cowboy hat
Don’t ask why, it’s just like that
Crooked brim, little sweat-stained band
She saw it and she grabbed my hand
From coast to coast, down to the gulf
Live your best life, that’s enough
I met my wife in a sun-fried lot
She said, “That dumb hat?
Boy, that’s kinda hot”
[Verse 2]
She said, “You rap or sing?”
I said, “I kinda talk in time”
She said, “You play anything?”
I said, “Watch this crime”
Pulled out my harmonica
Key of “I don’t know”
Blew one wild note
Made the Slurpee glow
I bent that pitch
Like a lawn chair frame
Neighbors’ dogs howled
But she liked the game
She started stomping
On that concrete floor
Said, “Hit that thing again”
So I hit three more
[Chorus]
Chicks dig the cowboy hat
Don’t ask why, it’s just like that
Crooked brim, little sweat-stained band
She saw it and she grabbed my hand
From coast to coast, down to the gulf
Live your best life, that’s enough
I met my wife in a sun-fried lot
She said, “That dumb hat?
Boy, that’s kinda hot”
[Bridge]
Sunshine on the dash
Her boots on my seat
Crumbs on her dress
French fries at her feet
She said, “This ain’t fancy”
I said, “Me neither, babe”
“But if you like my hat
You might just get my last name” (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Chicks dig the cowboy hat
Don’t ask why, it’s just like that
Crooked brim, little sweat-stained band
She saw it and she grabbed my hand
From coast to coast, down to the gulf
Live your best life, that’s enough
I met my wife where the blacktop’s hot
She said, “That dumb hat?
Boy, that’s all you got”
I said, “Sunshine, steel, and a heart off track”
She laughed, “That’s plenty”
And she tipped my hat
[Outro]
[Harmonica riff answers vocal]
Sunshine blazing
Truck door slam
Best bad decision
That I ever am