(Verse 1)
He thinks he’s so funny,
Sending a spider to spook me,
With its giant fangs, looking frightening,
And its crazy that it shoot lightning,
(Pre-Chorus)
A slash here,
A dodge roll there,
Running around,
Don’t fall on the ground,
(Chorus)
The old man thinks this is a sick joke,
Playing twisted games trying to provoke,
Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,
Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,
Well I can play a sick joke too,
I’ll burn away everything icy blue,
Just like I did with your electric arachnid,
Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,
(Verse 2)
The fight was crazy when it’s babies got involved,
I had to burn them, too bad they won’t get to evolve,
Little electromagnetic creatures,
Covered in icy features,
(Pre-Chorus)
A slash here,
A dodge roll there,
Running around,
Don’t fall on the ground,
(Chorus)
The old man thinks this is a sick joke,
Playing twisted games trying to provoke,
Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,
Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,
Well I can play a sick joke too,
I’ll burn away everything icy blue,
Just like I did with your electric arachnid,
Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,
(Bridge)
I’d love to be fighting the Ice King about now,
But no this filler song was made to entertain the crowd,
How much longer until I can fulfill my destiny writer,
Must I wait for an eternity for your skills to be wiser,
(Pre-Chorus)
A slash here,
A dodge roll there,
Running around,
Don’t fall on the ground,
(Chorus)
The old man thinks this is a sick joke,
Playing twisted games trying to provoke,
Conjuring up an eight legged nightmare,
Sending it to me before I’m at his lair,
Well I can play a sick joke too,
I’ll burn away everything icy blue,
Just like I did with your electric arachnid,
Cause I’m the hero not a fake king manufactured,
(Outro + Spoken)
One more chapter to end the story,
One more chapter until my glory
Lord_Icicle
