Big dummy

Verse 1:

I sent you a message at quarter past three

Watched those dots appear then disappear on me

You were online, I could see you there

But my little blue bubble just hung in the air

Chorus:

You never read my text, you big dummy

Left me on delivered, isn't that funny?

I spilled my heart out in Times New Roman

But you're too busy scrolling, I'm left here moanin'

You never read my text, you big dummy

Verse 2:

I sent a follow-up, then maybe three more

Now I'm looking desperate, that's for sure

You posted a selfie, liked some memes

But my notifications? Silent as a dream

Chorus:

You never read my text, you big dummy

Left me on delivered, isn't that funny?

I spilled my heart out in Times New Roman

But you're too busy scrolling, I'm left here moanin'

You never read my text, you big dummy

Bridge:

Is your phone broken? Did you lose your thumbs?

Or are you just ignoring me, acting all dumb?

I see you typing... oh wait, you stopped

My patience for this nonsense? Officially dropped

Final Chorus:

You never read my text, you big dummy

This digital silence ain't even funny

Next time I'll send a carrier pigeon

'Cause clearly your texting skills need some fixin'

You never read my text, you big dummy

(You big dummy, yeah you big dummy!)