BIG DUMMIES

"Big Dummies"

(Verse 1)

I drove all the way to the food pantry in town

my list was ready. I wasn't gonna mess around

But I'm sitting in the parking lot, watching them unload

While my stomach's growling and I'm stuck in inpatient mode

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

(Chorus)

I try to keep my patience, I try to keep my cool

But everywhere I'm going, I'm running into fools

Taking up my time like they got all day to spare

While I'm stuck behind 'em pulling out my hair

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

(Verse 2)

Went to pay my water bill on my lunch break today

The sign said "Back at One" - guess they went away

I've got fifteen minutes left and now I'm turning back

While the meter's running and my schedule's under attack

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

(Chorus)

I try to keep my patience, I try to keep my cool

But everywhere I'm going, I'm running into fools

Taking up my time like they got all day to spare

While I'm stuck behind 'em pulling out my hair

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

(Verse 3)

Standing in the checkout line, just two things in my hand

Guy in front's got coupons for everything in the land

Arguing 'bout prices from some ad he thinks he saw

While the rest of us are aging right here in the store

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

(Verse 4)

Finally made it home, gonna put my feet up high

Had myself a long day dealing with those guys

Reached for my groceries, wait where'd my bag go?

Left it at the pantry, sitting by the door

I'm a Big Dummy! Big Dummy! Big Dummy!

(Final Chorus)

Big Dummies everywhere I go

Making me wait, moving so slow

I got places to be, things to do

But now I'm a Big Dummy too

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!

We're all Big Dummies!

Big Dummies! Big Dummies!