Eric’s Crack Flag

[Verse 1]
Hard hat on
Shirt ridin’ high
Tool belt hangin’
Ladder in the sky
Clocked in early
Sweat on his back
Everybody smirkin’
Like they spotted somethin’ slack
[Pre-Chorus]
You walk by
Actin’ all strict
But you break
When you get that glimpse (oh!)
[Chorus]
Hey
That’s my ass crack
Don’t look
I’m workin’
Eyes up here
That’s my rear
You lurkin’
You know Eric’s workin’ when you see that flag
Eric’s crack flyin’ like a work-day rag
[Verse 2]
Jeans ridin’ low
Box fan hummin’
Whole crew knows
That the man keeps plumbin’
Eric on the roof
All day long
One more inch
And it’s a theme song
[Pre-Chorus]
You walk by
Actin’ all prim
But the whole job site
Starts chantin’ for him (hey!)
[Chorus]
Hey
That’s my ass crack
Don’t look
I’m workin’
Eyes up here
That’s my rear
You lurkin’
You know Eric’s workin’ when you see that flag
Eric’s crack flyin’ like a work-day rag
[Bridge]
From his boots to his shoulders
Line runs straight
Back so long
It just can’t wait
It goes up high
Like a power line track
Everybody knows
That’s Eric’s back
[Chorus]
Hey
That’s my ass crack
Don’t look
I’m workin’
Eyes up here
That’s my rear
You lurkin’
You know Eric’s workin’ when you see that flag
Eric’s crack flyin’ like a work-day rag
[Outro]
(Workin’ hard)
Crack on display
(eyes up, eyes up)
He’s earnin’ his pay

funk, Greasy 70s funk groove with rubbery bass, tight rhythm guitar, and brass stabs; playful male vocals leaning into comedic timing. Verses stay clipped and talk-sung, chorus jumps out with gang shouts and call-and-response. Drums dry and punchy, backing vocals stacked for the hook, cheeky horn licks between lines.