[Verse 1]
Joe and Randy
Here to change your tire changer
Lightning fast
Kinda half-assed (yeah)
Grease on their boots
Coffee in a stained old cup
They slam the hood
Yellin’ “we’re here to pump you up” (hey!)
[Chorus]
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job
Steel-toed hearts and a busted clock
Ripping tickets
Buttery brisket on the pit out back
They roll in loud
They roll out strong
Wrong or right
They don’t take long
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job (for the job)
[Verse 2]
Clipboard cracked
Ink bleed on a parking fine
Smoke in the air
Meat drip
Salt and shine
They’ll torque that bolt
Then tap the keg at five
Laugh too hard
Just glad to be alive (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job
Steel-toed hearts and a busted clock
Ripping tickets
Buttery brisket on the pit out back
They roll in loud
They roll out strong
Wrong or right
They don’t take long
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job (for the job)
[Bridge]
Half wrong
Half right
All grit
All night
If it sparks
If it sticks
They just hit it till it clicks
Two names on a hand-painted sign
You break down
You’re doing fine
[Chorus]
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job
Steel-toed hearts and a busted clock
Ripping tickets
Buttery brisket on the pit out back
They roll in loud
They roll out strong
Sing their names like a battle song
Joe and Randy
Tools for the job (yeah, Joe and Randy)