I have a few things to say, mostly funny,
ADHD thinking today, like Why did the condom go to therapy? Because it was feeling wrapped up in its emotions. This shit and Why did she bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to take things to the next level.
Fukk get on this level mind out of control.
Why did the couple bring a magnet to therapy. Apparently They just wanted to attract some attention. What the fukk im thinkin. Why did the husband and wife stop having sex. Nope not happenin. Because they realized they were just going through the motions. Motions Mac cracker lovin.
Why did the breast implant go to therapy. Need happy tittys if not it will be feeling deflated. No one needs a flat titty.
Why did the penis go to the doctor? It had a little shortcoming not happenin. Get it up get it up. What did the vagina say to the penis during sex? "You're in deep now."
I'm not a sex addict, I'm just highly motivated. Sex is like pizza – even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. I'm not kinky, I'm just creatively adventurous. Why did the man bring a snake to bed? To get a hiss-terical experience. What the fukk.
What did she say to his penis? You're always coming but never staying. Gotta run hun. Why did the couple's Wi-Fi router break up with them? It couldn't handle the constant connections. Can't make a ho a housewife. Why did the husband and wife stop having kids. They wanted to focus on their own grow-ing relationship. What the fukk. Sex is like a game of Jenga; you never know when it'll all fall apart.
I'm not a pervert, I'm just enthusiastically interested. But seriously, not really,
Why did the morgue employee quit? Because he was fed up with all the dead-end work. Walking dead. But Why did the cemetery caretaker go to therapy? He was struggling to grave his emotions. Stupid stuff What did the coffin say to the corpse? "You're looking a little boxed in.
I love how restaurants put "artisanal" on their menus. It's just code for "expensive. Bitches. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool. Tool. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. To many things im thinking about. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. I cant deal with this.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Not cool. Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough. Let me get some. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. Can't deny this.
I have a few things to say, mostly funny,
ADHD thinking today, like Why did the condom go to therapy? Because it was feeling wrapped up in its emotions. This shit and Why did she bring a ladder to bed? She wanted to take things to the next level.
Fukk get on this level mind out of control.
Why did the couple bring a magnet to therapy. Apparently They just wanted to attract some attention. What the fukk im thinkin. Why did the husband and wife stop having sex. Nope
MAC Cracker. 
