The Jiggle King of Keagan

Keagan on the scene, got that jiggle gain,

Ladies in a trance, caught up in his sway.

Big belly booms when he takes a step,

Town’s in a shake, ain't no secret kept.

He tried to charm Darby, but the rizz was gone,

Failed to impress, moved on, feeling wrong.

More rolls than pounds, he’s a living mountain,

Jiggling every move, causing quite the fountain.

When Keagan moves, the whole town shakes,

Belly jiggles, fame it makes.

Got that discord gravity, ladies pulling in,

Cheese in his rolls, let the chaos begin.

Keagan’s got that belly jiggling, shaking all around,

Move too fast, and you'll be spellbound, town’s in his gravitational ground.

All I see is dih cheese in his rolls and on his dih,

Keagan’s the jiggle king, the town’s in his hedonistic spree.

From dawn to dusk, he’s causing motion,

Jiggly waves, a belly explosion.

Ladies fall, caught in his pull,

In his discord zone, feeling full and full.

So here’s to Keagan, with love and cheese,

Jiggling his way into the town's dreams.

Failed some rizz but gained the fame,

Belly of the century, remember the name.