Diarrhea food

I P O O P E D I N U R F O O D

Yes i actually did it

But for a reason

Because once in seventh grade you put paint in my chicken

And i had stage 76

Cancer

Soooo i pooped in ur food but u only got stage 1 canCER

So then i put in a mixture of

(Mixture of)

Bromine+arsenic+uranium+actinium+Plutonium+every radioactive element on the periodic table

But you only got stage 1.9 ducentillion cancer

But (but)

You (you)

Somehow (somehow)

Lived (lived)

So i then shot you and realised u had PLOT ARMOR

So i stole the armor and you died from

Stage 1.9 ducentillion cancer

My greatest enemy gooooone

Finally

(Finally gone)

(Finally gone).