[Intro]
(Aggressive distorted guitar riff)
(Heavy drum fill)
ONE, TWO! CHECK THE QUEUE!
ONE, TWO! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?
[Verse 1]
Fin clerk stripes and a ruck on my back
Army green soul, yeah, I never go slack
Forms in the tray, another budget to bleed
I’m surrounded by idiots, that’s all that I see!
"Ma'am, where's my pay?" "Ma'am, I lost my ID!"
Fixing every mess while I'm sipping on tea
But the tea is just fire and the fire is me
Overworked, underpaid, but I’m wild and free!
[Chorus]
VANESSA! (Chant: SHE RUCKS!)
VANESSA! (Chant: SHE STRIKES!)
Mom of two, heavy boots, doing what she likes!
From the finance desk to the hockey rink floor
She’s a warrior mother, coming back for more!
CHOP IT UP! (Solid riff)
[Verse 2]
School drop-off, then a five-mile run
Packing up the gear when the duty is done
Hockey mom energy, ice in my veins
Handling the chaos, I'm holding the reins!
The kids are in the stands, they’re screaming my name
While I’m dealing with the brass in this military game
You think you’re tough? Try a 60-pound pack
Then driving to the rink with no time to look back!
[Bridge]
(Chant with heavy rhythmic stomping)
STAMP THE FORM! (MOVE!)
PACK THE GEAR! (MOVE!)
RAISE THE KIDS! (MOVE!)
OUT OF HERE! (MOVE!)
EVERYONE IS DUMB! (YEAH!)
VANESSA IS THE ONE! (YEAH!)
[Guitar Solo]
(Gritty, downtuned nu-metal solo with wah-pedal)
[Chorus]
VANESSA! (Chant: SHE RUCKS!)
VANESSA! (Chant: SHE STRIKES!)
Mom of two, heavy boots, doing what she likes!
From the finance desk to the hockey rink floor
She’s a warrior mother, coming back for more!
[Outro]
Finance Clerk!
Hockey Mom!
Stronger than the rest!
(Heavy feedback)
(Screamed)
FILE IT!
(Final crash)