37

(verse) I really hate the summer, its getting too damn hot. My birthdays in a couple days, what presents do i got. Im guessing close to none, dont have much in the way of friends. Lets speed this whole week up and bring it to some kind of end.

(Chorus) ive hit that old milestone, i keep my bills in little folders. Ive picked up old man habits, each year ive gotten older. Here before too long my pants will need suspenders, ill make my morning smoothies with a beat up goodwill blender.

This is my whole week so you do what I say. Lets put on some jedi robes just kidding I'm not gay. Lets really grab some scrub outfits just like we rehearsed. I cant afford my E R bill, what can we do about this nurse.

(verse) i only want 2 presents for my birthday balderdash. a guitar neck and a tattoo but i am running out of cash. Wish you better luck next year if only you didnt splurge. if my birthday sucks ill turn this whole damn town to the purge

(bridge) im going all out this year, were cracking beers at 11. Treat my body like a rental car, and im only 37.

Were grilling steaks and burgers, did someone ask for soy? This lad might learn a lesson, someone come and get chore boy.

(Chorus) ive hit that old milestone, i keep my bills in little folders. Ive picked up old man habits each year ive gotten older. Here before too long my pants will need suspenders, ill make my morning smoothies with a beat up goodwill blender.

This is my whole week so you do what I say. Lets put on some jedi robes just kidding I'm not gay. Lets really grab some scrub outfits just like we rehearsed. I seem to have misplaced my pants can you help me with this nurse?!