[Verse 1]
Tickled the ivories, they said, "Quit clownin'!"
Piano got jokes, man, keys keep poundin'
Life’s a joke book, I’m flippin’ through chapters
Page 22? Punchlines for disasters
Microphone hungry, snackin’ on words
Spit bars so spicy, they sizzle like birds
Got a vibra slap talkin’, "Clack, clack, pow!"
Blues so heavy, it’s breakin’ my vows
[Chorus]
Laughin’ in the key of blues
Crack a smile, you got nothin’ to lose
From the punchline’s sting to the metal's fuse
This is how I pay my dues
[Verse 2]
Steel guitar screamin’, like it stubbed its toe
Drummer’s in the back, droppin’ dad jokes slow
"Why’d the cymbal crash? It fell for the snare!"
Man, my bassline’s bald—ain’t got no hair
Soul so sweet, even lemons turn shy
Vocals so hot, make a snowman cry
Rhymes flip quick like pancakes in the kitchen
I’m the chef of chaos, the blues magician
[Prechorus]
Here comes the drop, oh, brace your shoes
Blues, soul, and rap in a metal-tipped cruise