[Verse 1]
Woke up feelin’ like a brand new man
Sun was shinin’, had a whole day planned
Poured my coffee, grabbed my phone
Hit that app… but I was all alone
Spinnin’ wheel like a bad dream loop
Tried again, still got the scoop—
“No connection,” my heart sank low
Like a country song on the radio
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[Pre-Chorus]
I walked outside, touched some grass
Neighbor waved, I walked right past
What’s his name? I couldn’t say
I ain’t talked face-to-face since May
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[Chorus]
My Wi-Fi went down, so did my life
Couldn’t scroll, couldn’t swipe, couldn’t even type
No memes, no streams, no late-night views
Just me and my thoughts—what am I supposed to do?
My Wi-Fi went down, I lost my mind
Started readin’ labels on things I could find
If this is livin’, I don’t approve
Bring back the bars, I got nothin’ to do
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[Verse 2]
Tried to watch some old-school TV
Turns out there’s like… commercials? Seriously?
They talk too much, don’t skip ahead
I yelled “next episode!”—my dog just stared
Opened a book, yeah I gave it a shot
Five whole minutes, that’s all I got
No sound effects, no autoplay
How did people live this way?!
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[Pre-Chorus]
I cleaned my room, I found my floor
Didn’t know I had that before
Called my mom just to complain
She said, “You sound fine, what’s the pain?”
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[Chorus]
My Wi-Fi went down, so did my vibe
Couldn’t check if my post got five or nine likes
No reels, no deals, no online clues
Had to sit in silence like it’s 2002
My Wi-Fi went down, it ain’t okay
I almost talked to people today
If this keeps up, I might improve
And honestly… that scares me, dude
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[Bridge]
I stared at a wall for an hour straight
Started thinkin’ ‘bout my life, my fate
Then suddenly—ding!—a light came through
Router blinked… and I knew
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[Final Chorus / Outro]
My Wi-Fi came back, I’m alive again
Missed 47 texts and 10 new trends
Jumped right in like I never left
Didn’t even question my mental health
My Wi-Fi came back, don’t take it away
I ain’t built for a real-life day
If the signal drops, I’ll lose my groove
‘Cause without that net… I got nothin’ to prove
DJMike
