You Need A Douche

Intro
Yeah… yeah…
DJ Mike on this joint..
She look so fine… but somethin’ ain’t right

Verse 1
Walked in the spot, lights low, she glow
Body like a model, got me movin’ slow-mo
Hair laid perfect, nails on froze
Smile so cold make a grown man fold

I’m like “damn lil’ mama, what it do?”
Tryna get close, see what we could get into
She lean in, whisper somethin’ smooth
But then the vibe switched—man, I knew

Somethin’ off, couldn’t play it cool
Hit my chest like a punch, had me actin’ a fool
I ain’t shallow, I ain’t tryna be rude
But you gotta handle that before we move

Pre-Hook
You a ten, no lie, got the whole room shook
But I can’t ignore what I just took
One step back like “hold up, wait…”
This could’ve been love, now it’s too late

Hook
Girl I wanna be with you, no excuse
But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche
I ain’t tryna clown, I ain’t tryna be loose
But I can’t get close when the vibe ain’t true
Yeah you fine, yeah you got that juice
But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche
Fix that up, then we back in the groove
‘Cause I really wanna rock with you

Verse 2
Now I’m stuck, ‘cause she still my type
Everything perfect, she do it all right
Laugh got me hooked, style so tight
But that one thing killin’ every vibe tonight

I’m thinkin’ long term, not just a glance
Tryna take her out, maybe slow dance
But every time I try to advance
My brain like “nah bro, you takin’ a chance”

I ain’t tryna front, I’m keepin’ it real
Attraction strong but I gotta feel
Clean energy, that’s part of the deal
Can’t build nothin’ if it ain’t ideal

Bridge
Oof… had potential, that’s the truth
Could’ve been fire, could’ve been smooth
I ain’t perfect, I ain’t bulletproof
But we gotta keep it fresh in the booth

Hook
Girl I wanna be with you, no excuse
But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche
I ain’t tryna clown, I ain’t tryna be loose
But I can’t get close when the vibe ain’t true
Yeah you fine, yeah you got that juice
But that booty smells so bad you need to take a douche
Fix that up, then we back in the groove
‘Cause I really wanna rock with you

Outro
Yeah… real talk, no disrespect
Just clean it up, then we connect
DJ Mike on the beat, bass hittin’ correct
Could’ve been us… gotta earn that next 

Hardcore Trap / Dirty South / Heavy 808s / Club Anthem, male, heavy bass clear vocals flow changes