Open Mouth, Insert Foot

I learned the hard way

Not to blurt

My opinions

With…

Open mouth

Insert foot

When in doubt

I bite my tongue

Til it bleeds

It’s not fun

Open mouth

Insert foot

I don’t know why

It’s so hard

To tell a lie

Open mouth

Insert foot

Truth hurts

So they say

I disagree

So let it be! [guitar solo, crescendo]

Open mouth

Insert foot

I hope you

Have better luck

At saying things

That you should

Open mouth

Yeah, yeah…

Insert foot

Do as I say

Shh

Not as I do

Soooo…..

Open mouth….

Hmmm….

Insert foot