Lyrics
Fart Molly Jones is a tall, handsome, buttface
Who smells his own farts all day long
He likes to play golf with his super stroker everyday
Some say his stroke is the best they've ever seen on a shaft
His stepdad Ray says he's a real pecker paws
He answers back, "Way to go Ray, now it's a smellable!"
His friends Patton, Jimmy, Cody, Dustin, and Sweet Baby Joe think he's a real tool
His sister, Druh, and his brother, Justin have given up hope
But they love his big stupid face anyways
He screams at them on the internet, but never says sorry
They have never called him out, so he will continue to scream like a little girly man
Fart Molly Jones, the man, the myth, the butthole
The guys that sing like nasally whiny little bitches are his jam
And the ones that sound like they're dry heaving make him squeal
What's his ordeal?
Kenneth-Nay was his name in a former life
Bless whoever's soul becomes his wife
Style
'80s power ballad
Credits
Prompt byLORI LORRAINE
GeneratedMay 22, 2026
ModelAria v5.5
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