Fart Molly Jones 80's

Fart Molly Jones is a tall, handsome, buttface

Who smells his own farts all day long

He likes to play golf with his super stroker everyday

Some say his stroke is the best they've ever seen on a shaft

His stepdad Ray says he's a real pecker paws

He answers back, "Way to go Ray, now it's a smellable!"

His friends Patton, Jimmy, Cody, Dustin, and Sweet Baby Joe think he's a real tool

His sister, Druh, and his brother, Justin have given up hope

But they love his big stupid face anyways

He screams at them on the internet, but never says sorry

They have never called him out, so he will continue to scream like a little girly man

Fart Molly Jones, the man, the myth, the butthole

The guys that sing like nasally whiny little bitches are his jam

And the ones that sound like they're dry heaving make him squeal

What's his ordeal?

Kenneth-Nay was his name in a former life

Bless whoever's soul becomes his wife