[INTRO]
[Verse 1]
Everybody got a hot take
Everybody got a fix
"Nerf that build!"
"Buff this class!"
"Patch it really quick!"
Discord blowing up again
Every thread's on fire
One says "Higher damage!"
Next says "Lower the multiplier!"
Hunter's too strong
Summoner's just wrong
Change one number overnight...
Now one build's S-tier
Ones just gone
[Chorus]
Patch it up!
Break it down!
Round and round
Round we go!
New bug!
New fix!
Nobody really knows!
Balance left!
Balance right!
Everybody wants a fight!
Ship the patch!
Read the chat!
Do it all again tonight!
[Verse 2]
Every player sees one match
Every dev sees all the math
One buff here
Three bugs there
Now the skills are breaking everywhere
Some want casual
Some want sweat
Someone's never happy yet
Fix the boss...
Break the raid...
Back to work till four A.M.
[Phonk Drop]
[808s]
[Cowbells]
[Glitch FX]
[Bridge]
Every voice matters
Every idea counts
Every suggestion changes something
Balance isn't one opinion
It's thousands
[Verse 3]
Forum posts
Bug reports
Damage charts
Highlight shorts
Data says one thing
Players feel another
One build dies
One build lives
Back and forth forever
One more patch
One more test
Trying to make tomorrow best
[Final Chorus]
Patch it up!
Break it down!
Round and round
Round we go!
New bug!
New fix!
Everybody's in the show!
Keep the faith!
Ship the build!
Never standing still!
One more patch!
One more day!
We'll find a better way!
[OUTRO]
Mr_Mundy
