[INTRO]
(Ooh yeah…)
(Hey!)
Tiny footsteps in the ceiling—
You should probably run.
[Verse 1]
You bought a hamster at the mall
Thought he looked adorable
Little whiskers, fluffy cheeks
Tiny paws and tiny sneaks
But at night he disappears
Now there’s scratching in your ears
Laser sights across the wall
Guess he wasn’t tame at all
Corporate suits all act surprised
Meanwhile targets vanish overnight
Every vent becomes a door
Every squeak could mean a war
[Pre-Chorus]
Wait—
Did you hear that squeak?
Too late.
They’re in the walls this week.
[Chorus]
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Tiny ninjas in the dark!
Tiny shadows leaving marks!
Cute little faces—
Deadly little aces!
You won’t know they’re anywhere
Till there’s ninja stars in your hair!
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
[Verse 2]
Four-inch legends dressed in black
Tiny blades strapped to their backs
Mystic powers, secret plans
Tiny paws and killer hands
CEO’s all sleep just fine
Cause the hamsters guard the lies
Every whistleblower learns
Tiny wheels of justice turn
Public heroes strike a pose
While the hamster army runs the show
Saving brands and killing leaks
All before the next news leak
[Pre-Chorus]
Wait—
Did you hear that squeak?
Too late.
They’re in the walls this week.
[Chorus]
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Tiny ninjas in the dark!
Tiny shadows leaving marks!
Cute little faces—
Deadly little aces!
You won’t know they’re anywhere
Till there’s ninja stars in your hair!
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
[Breakdown]
(Music cuts out)
[SPOKEN]
…I can’t believe we’re singing about ninja hamsters.
[SIGH]
This is ridiculous.
Alright—
hit it.
[BEAT DROP]
[Bridge]
Tiny tails and glowing eyes
Corporate chaos in disguise
Every mission, every leap
Tiny nightmares while you sleep
One by one they flood the halls
Running through the office walls
By the time alarms begin—
The hamsters always win.
[Final Chorus]
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Tiny ninjas in the dark!
Tiny shadows leaving marks!
Cute little faces—
Deadly little aces!
You won’t know they’re anywhere
Till there’s ninja stars in your hair!
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
Ninja Hamsters!
(Hey!)
[OUTRO]
Tiny paws!
Tiny masks!
Tiny creatures kicking ass!
(Hey!)
(Hey!)
(Hey!)
Mr_Mundy