Tesla Bad

I will destroy your Tesla because I’m ugly and I stink

I’m clearly mentally ill and don’t fact check divisive propaganda memes before I share them

I am a lush

I am a drunk

I drive around trashed

But I’d never drive a Tesla

Being sober and driving a Tesla is I much bigger threat to society than my drunk ass swerving around leaving the arts district at 3am 5 nights a week

Tesla bad. Drunk art good.

Tesla bad. Boring records good.

Tesla bad. Sharing fake memes good.

Tesla bad. Trying to win arguments with insults and word salad good.

I roll my eyes and say fascist when someone disagrees with me.

I only buy local independent cage free pro death anti life and anti responsibility blah blah word salad blah blah

Truth is I’m really just afraid of responsibility and growing up.

Tesla bad. No job good.

Tesla bad. Eye rolling good.

Tesla bad. As long as you agree with me you are good.