My Dookie

(God damn MC. You drop that loaf in there? Woooooooooooo! Weeeeeeeee! Flush that shit you gay asshole!)

My dookie in the toilet

Something wrong with my dookie in the toilet

I don’t know if I should flush, Stab or boil it

Must’ve smoked too many spliffs and drank a few too many red dogs

That bloody lump laying there look like a brown hedgehog

Maybe I pee and cut it in half (oooo good idea mc)

Maybe I chop it like a brick from karate kid

Maybe I just ignore it and flush it down

But playa I can’t lie it was red not brown

I must’ve taken a too big of a dump

Or maybe I drank too many cold beers and took it up the rump (knowin you mc I’d say that’s more likelyyyy)

My dookie in the toilet

Something wrong with my dookie in the toilet

Mc 3000 light blunts eat mushrooms and make beats all day

Mc 3000 don’t have no problems internally I must be seein thangs

My intestines is fine yall

I didn’t let no fool go up in my butthole

Something wrong with my dookie

My dookie. My dookie. My dookie.