Henpecked

You behave strangely, you don't call anymore

You're avoiding friends because you're walking with your better half

Who orders you around, dictates your life

Which confirms that

Instead of a dick you now have a vagina

I'm bothered by questions, some rhetorical ones

How did you turn from a man into a pussy

How are you not ashamed of yourself

While you're cooking, she is drinking

I'm bothered by questions about your relationship

How old were you when you got your first period

Is she fucking you in the mouth or in the asshole

I don't know what is up

And why you are henpecked

I don't know if you're missing a brain

I'm talking to a fool in vain

You take her to a Frajle concert

After which she sods off to have fun

And sends you to go back home

Because she doesn't let you go out to town with me

I'm bothered by questions, some rhetorical ones

How did you turn from a man into a pussy

How are you not ashamed of yourself

While you're cooking, she is drinking

I'm bothered by questions about your relationship

How old were you when you got your first period

Is she fucking you in the mouth or in the asshole

I don't know what is up

And why you are henpecked

After having chewed you up

She spat you out like bones

Because the boot-licking tit

Isn't interesting to her anymore

Now she's looking for a new rowdy

Who she'd like to treat the same way

And if she doesn't re-educate him

She'll call you again

To come back to you, trying to make peace

I'm bothered by questions, some rhetorical ones

How did you turn from a man into a pussy

How are you not ashamed of yourself

While you're cooking, she is drinking

I'm bothered by questions about your relationship

How old were you when you got your first period

Is she fucking you in the mouth or in the asshole

I don't know what is up

And why you are HENPECKED!!!!!