The S’ of Life

Triple S

Wake up at dawn, gotta start my day,

Coffee in my cup, got bills to pay.

But before I head out, there’s one routine,

Keeps me fresh, keeps me clean.

Shit, shower, and shave—I do it every day,

It’s like huntin’ without runnin’, every time I go I’m gunnin’ to that toiletry space.

A man’s gotta stay sharp, gotta smell just right,

So I hit that Triple S to start my night.

When my beard gets all scratchy, and my asscheeks get all rashy,

I know it’s time for that morning splashy.

Water’s runnin’ hot, steam foggin’ the glass,

One good rinse, and I’m fresh real fast.

Shit, shower, and shave—I do it every day,

It’s like huntin’ without runnin’, every time I go I’m gunnin’ to that toiletry space.

A man’s gotta stay sharp, gotta smell just right,

So I hit that Triple S to start my night.

Ain’t no cologne gonna fix what’s wrong,

If you ain’t scrubbed down, you’ll smell all wrong.

So grab that soap, grab that blade,

Get that business handled, you’ll be well on your way.

Shit, shower, and shave—I do it every day,

It’s like huntin’ without runnin’, every time I go I’m gunnin’ to that toiletry space.

A man’s gotta stay sharp, gotta smell just right,

So I hit that Triple S to start my night.

So next time you’re feelin’ rough, lookin’ kinda gray,

Just remember the Triple S, and you’ll be okay!