🎵 “Giveaway Goblins” (Funny Whatnot Rap)
[Intro]
Yo…
Don P’s Garage on the mic 🎤
We got a situation…
👀 you already know who you are…
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[Verse 1]
Pull up to the stream, yeah the vibe feel right
Collectors in the chat, yeah we bidding all night
Hot Wheels, Matchbox, deals going crazy
Real ones buying heavy, yeah we moving real wavy
But wait… who that lurking in the dark? 👀
Ain’t seen one bid, but they watching from the start
No “sold”, no claim, no support in the show
But the giveaway form? They the first one to go 💀
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[Chorus]
🎶 Giveaway Goblins, hiding in the chat
Ain’t buy nothing but they quick to react
Form filled out, yeah they ready to win
But we see you lurking… don’t even pretend 🎶
🎶 Giveaway Goblins, creeping real slow
Waiting for the freebie, never spending dough
Buyers giveaway? yeah that ain’t for you
Better hit that bid or we calling you through 👀🎶
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[Verse 2]
We got loyal buyers dropping heat all stream
Supporting the grind, yeah you know what I mean
Shipping labels printing, packages stacking
Real collectors only, yeah we steady making it happen
Meanwhile goblins like “did I win yet?” 🤡
Didn’t even say hi, just lurking in the net
Typing “GG” when the giveaway ends
But disappeared quick when it’s time to spend 💨
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[Bridge]
We appreciate love, every follow, every share ❤️
But buyers giveaway? yeah you gotta play fair
Support the stream, then you earn your shot
Not just lurking in the shadows of the Whatnot spot
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[Chorus]
🎶 Giveaway Goblins, hiding in the chat
Ain’t buy nothing but they quick to react
Form filled out, yeah they ready to win
But we see you lurking… don’t even pretend 🎶
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[Outro]
So here’s a message, keep it simple and clean—
Support your sellers, keep the culture pristine 🙌
Don P’s Garage, yeah we doing it right
Real ones eat… every stream, every night 🔥
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