The nurse life

[Intro]

[Verse]
Well you stroll in wearin’ scrubs thinkin’ you got it all planned,
Till a doc hollers orders like he’s conductin’ a band.
Managers countin’ pennies, chaplain wants a prayer,
While Fluffy’s in the hallway chewin’ up the ER chair.

[Verse]
Aunt Sue’s askin’ questions, cousin Joe’s kinda sore,
Grandpa’s snorin’ loud enough to shake the ICU door.
Then comes ol’ Midnight, that three-legged cat,
Draggin’ in a possum—now ain’t that a spat?

[Chorus]
Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse?
Honey, guess again, it’s a rodeo curse.
From humans to hounds to a stray Derby horse,
You patch up the world with a grin—and some force!

[Verse]
Doc drops his coffee, yells “Stat!” like a gun,
While a collie’s tail knocks over IVs for fun.
Teen twins are textin’, their mama’s near tears,
And that barn cat just had kittens right next to the shears.

[Verse]
The admins want paperwork stacked to the moon,
But Bandit the beagle’s howlin’ outta tune.
Then here comes ol’ Thunder, that dappled gray mare,
Got a splinter the size of Oklahoma to spare.

[Pre-Chorus][piano solo]
Clock’s tickin’, nerves fried, coffee’s gone cold,
But you’ll stitch up the whole zoo ‘fore this shift grows old.

[Chorus]
Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse?
Honey, guess again, it’s a rodeo curse.
From humans to hounds to a stray Derby horse,
You patch up the world with a grin—and some force!

[Chorus]
Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse?
Try wranglin’ chaos without a rehearse.
Two legs or four, you ain’t pickin’ your crew,
Just pray for more Band-Aids and less superglue!

[Outro]

[Violin Solo]

[Male Vocal]

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