

Prompt / Lyrics
[Intro] [Verse] Well you stroll in wearin’ scrubs thinkin’ you got it all planned, Till a doc hollers orders like he’s conductin’ a band. Managers countin’ pennies, chaplain wants a prayer, While Fluffy’s in the hallway chewin’ up the ER chair. [Verse] Aunt Sue’s askin’ questions, cousin Joe’s kinda sore, Grandpa’s snorin’ loud enough to shake the ICU door. Then comes ol’ Midnight, that three-legged cat, Draggin’ in a possum—now ain’t that a spat? [Chorus] Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse? Honey, guess again, it’s a rodeo curse. From humans to hounds to a stray Derby horse, You patch up the world with a grin—and some force! [Verse] Doc drops his coffee, yells “Stat!” like a gun, While a collie’s tail knocks over IVs for fun. Teen twins are textin’, their mama’s near tears, And that barn cat just had kittens right next to the shears. [Verse] The admins want paperwork stacked to the moon, But Bandit the beagle’s howlin’ outta tune. Then here comes ol’ Thunder, that dappled gray mare, Got a splinter the size of Oklahoma to spare. [Pre-Chorus][piano solo] Clock’s tickin’, nerves fried, coffee’s gone cold, But you’ll stitch up the whole zoo ‘fore this shift grows old. [Chorus] Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse? Honey, guess again, it’s a rodeo curse. From humans to hounds to a stray Derby horse, You patch up the world with a grin—and some force! [Chorus] Oh, you think it’s easy bein’ a nurse? Try wranglin’ chaos without a rehearse. Two legs or four, you ain’t pickin’ your crew, Just pray for more Band-Aids and less superglue! [Outro] [Violin Solo] [Male Vocal]
Tags
Country Rap comedy deep bass up beat happy, male, live
2:24
No
11/21/2025