My mom is calling

Sure! Here’s a full rap song called “My Mom Is Calling” that captures the story of a guy who dodges responsibility and awkward vibes by using the ultimate excuse: “my mom is calling.”

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🎵 My Mom Is Calling

(By 286)

Yo, yo—hold up.

Nah, I can’t…

My mom is calling.

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I’m chillin’ at the party, vibe’s gettin’ loud,

People playin’ games, I ain’t tryna stand out.

They ask me to dance, do a TikTok move,

But I hit ’em with the classic, yeah, you know the groove—

“My mom is callin’,” I say real low,

Slip out the back door, move real slow.

Never fake a text, I don’t need no stallin’,

Just tap the phone, look up—“my mom is callin’.”

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🎵 Every time it’s awkward, every time it’s wild,

I dip so quick, like I ran a mile.

Don’t need no drama, no heat, no brawlin’—

Best excuse in town: “my mom is callin’.”

🎵 When it gets too weird, or they want me involved,

Before the problem starts, yo, I got it solved.

You know the drill, I ain’t stallin’,

Say it with me now—“my mom is callin’!”

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At work on a Monday, boss lookin’ mad,

Tryna hand out tasks I ain’t never had.

“Need you to stay late,” nah man, I’m ballin’—

Just hold up a sec—“my mom is callin’.”

Blind date gone wrong, she eatin’ with her hands,

Talkin’ ’bout crystals and her future plans.

Waiter say, “Dessert?” I ain’t even stalling—

I fake a frown, whisper, “my mom is callin’.”

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Could be cops, could be clowns,

Could be clout that’s goin’ down,

When I feel the tension crawlin’—

I vanish like smoke: my mom is callin’.

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🎵 Every time it’s awkward, every time it’s wild,

I dip so quick, like I ran a mile.

Don’t need no drama, no heat, no brawlin’—

Best excuse in town: “my mom is callin’.”

🎵 When it gets too weird, or they want me involved,

Before the problem starts, yo, I got it solved.

You know the drill, I ain’t stallin’,

Say it with me now—“my mom is callin’!”

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Could’ve been the hero, could’ve been the man,

But responsibility just ain’t in the plan.

Phone to my ear, I’m forever stallin’—

Life gets tricky? “Yo… my mom is callin’.” 📞

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