Yeah, we the Kia Kings, pulling up on the lot,
Whole team out here, whether ready or not.
Got deals so smooth they should come with a bow—
Welcome to the showroom, enjoy the show.
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I’m on the blacktop shining, main man in the zone,
Keys janglin’ like I’m rockin’ a microphone.
Customers walk in — boom, I’m setting the tone,
Selling rides so clean they practically drive on their own.
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Iderson sliding through service like “Whatchu need today?”
Customers came for an oil change, left with a Kia K5 anyway.
He’s a legend in the lounge, always closing the deal,
They come for a filter, leave asking, “Is this real?”
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Damien in the mix, man, he everywhere at once,
In your convo, your office, your desk — all at once.
Up in everyone’s business like he runnin’ the show,
But he hypes the whole squad, keeps the energy glow.
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Shabbaz on the run — who he dodgin’? Everything.
If a customer look complicated, he gone like a spring.
Sees tough questions coming? Man, he hits the dash.
“Where’d he go?” — Already hiding out back.
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Ahmed pullin’ up in his F-350 like KA-THOOM,
Honeybadger attitude — clears out the whole room.
Says he just came to help, but you already know,
He parks that monster truck like he steal the whole show.
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Yeah we the Kia Kings, best squad on the block,
Closing deals left and right ‘til we run outta stock.
From the morning rush hour to the late-night glow,
This the dealership circus — enjoy the show.