Kia kings

Yeah, we the Kia Kings, pulling up on the lot,

Whole team out here, whether ready or not.

Got deals so smooth they should come with a bow—

Welcome to the showroom, enjoy the show.

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I’m on the blacktop shining, main man in the zone,

Keys janglin’ like I’m rockin’ a microphone.

Customers walk in — boom, I’m setting the tone,

Selling rides so clean they practically drive on their own.

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Iderson sliding through service like “Whatchu need today?”

Customers came for an oil change, left with a Kia K5 anyway.

He’s a legend in the lounge, always closing the deal,

They come for a filter, leave asking, “Is this real?”

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Damien in the mix, man, he everywhere at once,

In your convo, your office, your desk — all at once.

Up in everyone’s business like he runnin’ the show,

But he hypes the whole squad, keeps the energy glow.

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Shabbaz on the run — who he dodgin’? Everything.

If a customer look complicated, he gone like a spring.

Sees tough questions coming? Man, he hits the dash.

“Where’d he go?” — Already hiding out back.

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Ahmed pullin’ up in his F-350 like KA-THOOM,

Honeybadger attitude — clears out the whole room.

Says he just came to help, but you already know,

He parks that monster truck like he steal the whole show.

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Yeah we the Kia Kings, best squad on the block,

Closing deals left and right ‘til we run outta stock.

From the morning rush hour to the late-night glow,

This the dealership circus — enjoy the show.