Yo, Eli the vampire, fangs out in the moonlight
I just pulled up like “wassup bro, let’s link tonight”
You hissin’ from the shadows, eyes red, actin’ wild
I’m tryna pass the blunt, you tryna bite my child
What the fuck, dawg? I ain’t even do nothin’
You suckin’ on the hate like it’s plasma or somethin’
I just wanna be friends, you wanna be enemies
Why though? Why bro? Why oh whyyy? (yeah)
I just wanna be cool, you wanna end me
Why though? Why bro? Why oh whyyy? (skrrt)
Yo, yo, whyyy? Why you actin’ like that?
I just wanna kick it, you wanna stab me in the back
You floatin’ through the crib in that black cape drama
I’m scrollin’ on my phone, you whisperin’ “trauma”
I offered you the aux, you played some gothic shit
Then turned into a bat and dipped—man, that’s toxic shit
I’m tryna build a bridge, you burnin’ every plank
I’m pourin’ up the peace, you drainin’ every tank
I just wanna be friends, you wanna be enemies
Why though? Why bro? Why oh whyyy? (what?)
I just wanna be cool, you wanna end me
Why though? Why bro? Why oh whyyy? (aye)
Yo, Eli, chill—why you gotta be so cold?
I’m tryna be your homie, not your blood in a bowl
(Ad-libs: whyyy, why brooo, skrrt, fangs out, nahhh, yo whyyy)
I ain’t scared of the dark, I’m scared of the reason
You switchin’ up on me every goddamn season
I just wanted a bro to rage to the beat
Now you lurkin’ in my DMs with eternal beef
Eli, my guy, let’s dead this tonight
Or I’m loadin’ up the stake and turnin’ on the light
I just wanna be friends… you wanna be enemies…
Why though? Why bro? Why oh whyyy?
(Repeat till fade: whyyy, why brooo, yo whyyy)