Lyrics
[Verse]
Out in the fields of rural France
Lives a capybara with an odd stance
He's not eating grass or carrot stew
Croissants are the only thing he'll chew!
[Chorus]
Croissant crazy
He won't eat hay
Turned down lettuce just yesterday
Butter and flake
That's his delight
A picky capybara with an appetite
[Verse 2]
Farmers sigh and try their stuff
Give him apples or pears
Not enough
He sniffs and snorts
His brow does crease
Without a croissant
He won’t have peace
[Chorus]
Croissant crazy
He won’t eat hay
Starvin’ stubborn in his French café
From dawn to dusk his lips just pout
‘Til flaky bread can sort him out
[Bridge]
Neighbors watch
They shake their heads
"That capybara’s gonna end up dead!"
But there he sits
His eyes agleam
As a baker brings a buttery dream
[Chorus]
Croissant crazy
He won’t eat hay
Skipped the feast at the barn today
He wants that pastry golden bright
One flaky bite and the world feels right
Style
quirkyfolkacoustic
Prompt
I want a funny song about a capybara that lives in rural france and that is absolutely addicted to croissants. He is such a picky eater that he can't eat anything else even if he starves.
Credits
Prompt by
magiccreations
magiccreationsGeneratedMay 9, 2025
ModelAria v4.5
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