Gasoline Holiday

Silent night, no peace in sight,

Puffing shadows dance with fright,

Holiday cheer turns into blight,

Burning bright through the night.

Deck the halls with gasoline,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Light the match and watch them gleam,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

See the flames lick up the walls,

Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

Burn the tinsel, melt the balls,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Smoke alarms are ringing loud,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Roaring fire, oh so proud,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!

Chaos rising from the fire,

Hearts pounding, lost in desire,

Dancing sparks in twilight choir,

Fanning flames that never tire.

Burn, burn, in the night,

Flames that flicker, burning bright,

Sing of fire, wild and free,

This night is history!

Oh, Christmas night turned into flame,

Ashes falling, none to blame,

In the darkness, see the glow,

From the ashes, new life grows.

Silent night, peace reclaimed,

Burning stars, no shame,

History written in the fire,

A fiery holiday desire.