Crunch Crunch (Make it Stop)

Sittin’ in the café, tryin’ to unwind,

Sippin’ my coffee, got peace on my mind.

Then I hear it—sharp and loud,

That awful sound that shakes the crowd.

Oh no, here it goes again,

Chompin’ away like it’s never gonna end.

I clench my teeth, I close my eyes,

But there’s no escape from this icy demise!

Crunch, crunch—make it stop!

Every little bite makes my brain wanna pop.

Oh such a noise that I have felt,

Pour it in your mouth, just let it melt.

Movie night, popcorn’s fine,

Even chips, I don’t really mind.

But that frozen doom between your teeth,

Sends a shiver straight through me!

Oh no, here it goes again,

Chompin’ away like it’s never gonna end.

That icy grind, that awful sound,

Feels like nails on a chalkboard all around!

Crunch, crunch—make it stop!

Every little bite makes my brain wanna pop.

Oh such a noise that I have felt,

Pour it in your mouth, just let it melt.

Maybe I’m petty, maybe I’m wrong,

But that sound don’t belong in a peaceful song.

I love my friends, I love my crew,

But if you crunch ice—I can’t sit near you!

So if you see me, and I walk away,

It’s not you, it’s the ice buffet.

Do us all a favor, I beg and plea,

Let the ice melt—set us all free!