Crunch Crunch (Make it Stop)

[Verse 1]
Sittin’ in the café, tryin’ to unwind,
Sippin’ my coffee, got peace on my mind.
Then I hear it—sharp and loud,
That awful sound that shakes the crowd.
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, here it goes again,
Chompin’ away like it’s never gonna end.
I clench my teeth, I close my eyes,
But there’s no escape from this icy demise!
[Chorus]
Crunch, crunch—make it stop!
Every little bite makes my brain wanna pop.
Oh such a noise that I have felt,
Pour it in your mouth, just let it melt.
[Verse 2]
Movie night, popcorn’s fine,
Even chips, I don’t really mind.
But that frozen doom between your teeth,
Sends a shiver straight through me!
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, here it goes again,
Chompin’ away like it’s never gonna end.
That icy grind, that awful sound,
Feels like nails on a chalkboard all around!
[Chorus]
Crunch, crunch—make it stop!
Every little bite makes my brain wanna pop.
Oh such a noise that I have felt,
Pour it in your mouth, just let it melt.
[Bridge]
Maybe I’m petty, maybe I’m wrong,
But that sound don’t belong in a peaceful song.
I love my friends, I love my crew,
But if you crunch ice—I can’t sit near you!
[Outro]
So if you see me, and I walk away,
It’s not you, it’s the ice buffet.
Do us all a favor, I beg and plea,
Let the ice melt—set us all free!

Bluegrass