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“THE GREEN STREET SHITTER”
[Intro – shouted]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Thai food! Coffee! Poor decisions!
JOYCE!
[Verse 1]
We hit the Thai spot, everything was fine,
Coffee afterward—yeah, we crossed the line.
Twenty minutes later, something wasn’t right,
Joyce clenched her cheeks with all of her might!
Her stomach said, “GIRL, YOU BETTER MOVE!”
Joyce said, “FUCK! I got nothing to lose!”
No bathroom in sight, nowhere else to retreat—
So fate came calling down on GREEN STREET!
[Pre-Chorus]
No bathroom!
No gas station!
THIS BECAME AN EMERGENCY EVACUATION!
[Chorus]
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
Droppin’ bombs by the roadway
And then walkin’ away!
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER!
A legend was born!
Left her underwear behind,
Abandoned and torn!
No shame! No surrender!
She refused to be beat!
ALL HAIL JOYCE—
THE SHITTER OF GREEN STREET!
[Verse 2]
Pulled to the side underneath the night sky,
When your asshole says “NOW,” you don’t question why!
Green Street was quiet, the timing was right,
So Joyce dropped trou in the dead of the night!
The panties were soiled, beyond all repair,
She knew right then—couldn’t take those anywhere.
Left ’em behind at the scene of the crime,
Then got back in the car like, “WE’RE WASTING BAR TIME!”
[Breakdown]
UNDERWEAR?
GONE!
DIGNITY?
MAYBE!
GOING HOME?
FUCK NO, BABY!
She shit in the street,
Then rallied instead!
A lesser woman
WOULD’VE GONE HOME TO BED!
[Chorus]
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER!
HEY! HEY! HEY!
Thai food got revenge
But she still saved the day!
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER!
Raise your glasses up high!
She shit beside the roadway
THEN WENT OUT FOR THE NIGHT!
[Bridge – gang vocals]
THAI FOOD!
BAD MOVE!
COFFEE!
BAD MOVE!
GREEN STREET!
NO LOO!
SHIT HER PANTS—
WHAT ELSE COULD SHE DO?!
[Final Chorus]
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER!
Forever her name!
One roadside bowel movement
Brought eternal fame!
She wiped off the trauma,
Then headed to the bar!
That redheaded shitter
IS A GODDAMN STAR!
[Outro]
Pour one out for the panties,
Wherever they may be…
They gave their lives that evening
SO JOYCE COULD DRINK WITH ME!
GREEN! STREET! SHITTER!
GREEN! STREET! SHITTER!
GREEN! STREET! SHITTER!
JOYCE! JOYCE! JOYCE!
THE GREEN STREET SHITTER FOREVER!
Details
GeneratedSep 6, 2026
Duration3:01
LanguageEnglish
Style
Punk rock
Credits
Prompt byPunkGlider342
ModelAria v5.5
