[Pre-Intro]
[Intro]
[Verse 1]
It came in from the Wasteland.
Into my Vault.
Stumbled past the fucking Mole Rats.
It killed them all!
And then…
And then…
It collapsed…
BESIDE MY BED!
[Bridge]
The only reason I knew it was there , was from its fucking snore!!!
[Chorus]
It’s a Sleeping. (Be quiet it’s Sleeping)
A sleeping Deathclaw.
It’s a Sleeping… (be quiet it’s sleeping)
A Sleeping Deathclaw!
[Break]
A fucking sleeping Deathclaw.
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
I tried my best
To not wake it up.
But low and behold
[Bridge]
I stepped on a squeaky toy and it WOKE IT UP!!! (Oh fuck)
[INTENSE Guitar Solo]
OH FUCK!(oh no!)
HOLY FUCK! (no way)
I WOKE IT UP!
OH FUCK! (OH FUCK, OH FUCK!)
I WOKE IT UP!
[Bridge] (Better run away!)
[Break]
The Deathclaw fucking woke up!
[Quick Break](Oh Fuck it woke up!)
[Verse 3]
I’m now running for my LIFE!
From this FUCKING thing!
That killed my wife.
I watched it gulp her down.
It only took three bites. (There goes my tootsie pop.)
[Bridge]
[Verse 4]
So I ran to
Get my Power Armor,
But it took me forever…
To find the fusion core.
But I man I feel stupid,
Because it was
right there on the floor!
[Break]
But once I popped it in, I remembered , that living in the wasteland is hard, because you get no breaks, dealing with ghouls and raiders.
[Bridge]
From the Onclave, to the Brotherhood of Steel,
make no mistake, that one simple Deathclaw…
[Break]
MAKES THE FIGHT REAL!
[Guitar Solo]
[Bridge, Slow, Melodic]
I lived a happy life.
With my wife, safely in our vault.
We were going to raise a family.
But then this fucking Deathclaw, just had to stumble in, and fall asleep..
[Bridge]
RIGHT NEXT TO OUR BED!!!
[Guitar Solo]
NEXT TO OUR BED!!!
[Instrumental]
[Break]
(Fuck) The Ghouls.
(Fuck) The Raiders.
(Fuck) The Brotherhood of Steel…
(Fuck) House
(Fuck) The Legion
(Fuck) The NCR
But most importantly of all…
(Fuck) all Deathclaws.
[Drum Break]
[Pre-Chorus, heavy double beats]
I got everything in place, and grabbed my minigun….
[Break. Spoken]
Fuck you, your ass is mine.
[Break]
[Final Chorus]
I KILLED THAT DEATHCLAW! (Shot it down)
I KILLED THAT DEATHCLAW! (Brains all over the floor)
I KILLED THAT FUCKING DEATHCLAW!!
[Outro]
And now I’m all…
Alone.
[instrumental]
[Fade]
(Spoken) but at least I got revenge when I killed that…
fucking… Deathclaw
[Fade Out]