Lyrics
[Pre-Intro]
I am the Great Cornholio!
I need T P
For my bunghole!
[Intro]
[Verse]
I see your candy, put it in my mouth (my mouth),
And I inject more and more (rapidly)
Walking around your house.
By the time your question what happened, I rapidly
[Bridge]
Flip my shirt over my head, walking back and forth, and shake my head as I proclaim repeatedly
[Chorus]
I am the Great Cornholio.
I need T P for my bunghole.
I am the Great Cornholio,
Are you threatening me,
I need TP for my bunghole
[Verse]
As I begin to slow down (slow down)
You pour coffee down my mouth (my mouth)
That opens my eyes!
And then I shove more candy in my mouth (my mouth)
That’s when you realize
[Chorus]
I am the Great Cornholio!
I need T P for my Bunghole.
I am the Great Cornholio!
Are you threatening me?!
[Bridge]
You can kick me in the nads,
And beat me up,
But every time,
I will still get back up!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
I am the Great Cornholio!
I need T P for my Bunghole.
I am the Great Cornholio!
Are you threatening me?!
[Final Chorus]
Are you threatening me?
The Great Cornholio?
When all I need is T P?
Are you threatening me?
The Great Cornholio?
When all I need is T P
[outro]
I’ll kick you in the Nads!
I’ll kick you in the Nads!
I’ll kick you in the Nads!
For I am The Great Cornholio.
[fade]
Details
GeneratedJul 13, 2026
Duration4:43
LanguageEnglish
Style
male, metal, symphonic metal, gothic doom
Credits
Prompt byStoneMalice
ModelAria v5.5
