(Verse 1)
Two thousand years, ain't no returnin' show
Jesus said he'd be back, but that ship done sailed, yo
Dyin' and risin' like a phoenix in flames
Ain't no mortal magic, just a myth, what a damn shame
(Chorus)
Jesus is king! SIKE!!!
He ain't comin', he ain't goin' to save
Just a bunch of words, a biblical wave
Two millennia passed, and the joke's on us all
Guess that whole "second comin'" ain't happenin' at all
(Verse 2)
We been waitin', waitin', but the wait's in vain
Logically speakin', resurrection's just a damn lie
Folks still holdin' on, but the truth's plain to see
Jesus ain't comin' back, that's just not how it freakin' be
(Chorus)
Jesus is king! SIKE!!!
He ain't comin', he ain't goin' to save
Just a bunch of words, a biblical wave
Two millennia passed, and the joke's on us all
Guess that whole "second comin'" ain't happenin' at all
(Bridge)
Maybe the message was just a tale
A moral guide, but the prophecy failed
We can speculate, but the fact's clear
Jesus ain't comin' back, that's just how it appears
(Chorus)
Jesus is king! SIKE!!!
He ain't comin', he ain't goin' to save
Just a bunch of words, a biblical wave
Two millennia passed, and the joke's on us all
Guess that whole "second comin'" ain't happenin' at all