Asshole

Asshole

Ola

Ola

Ola

My my love

I am so sorry I had the phone off

I was in a business meeting

With some clients

You are such an asshole

I been calling you all night

Why you don’t answer my calls

My Love

I just told you the phone was off

I was closing a deal

So I could by everything you want and need

I working my ass off, for you my darling

You Asshole

That

Bull shit

you are a liar

I am coming to your place right now

Now

Yes

You got it a problem

No honey not tonight I am tired

I have to wake up very early tomorrow

To finish my deal

Asshole I bet you you got another woman with you

If you don’t open the door, you and I are finished

My love

You know what

I think I am turning into the asshole you want me to be

What the hell are you saying?

My Love

Yes I am a asshole after all

Our wedding is next month

Eh, eh, eh

Yes so what

My Love

It is off, I am cancelling the freaking wedding

No more

Now I am a real asshole

You always want me to be

Have a good life

See in another life

I love you too bitch.

Asshole Asshole Asshole

Is my middle name

Asshole

Asshole

All the way to the bank